Text: You need to work hard in your 20s so you can be a well-off middle-aged woman who replies to people with “Oh, honey” and has no idea what the kids are getting themselves into these days. Work hard in your 20s so your midlife crisis isn’t just hitting 40 and being sad and broke forever, Realizing all the mistakes of your younger years. Better to be on the side of the coin that has you divorcing your husband and changing your wardrobe or getting into psychedelics.
Passionately poured, labeled, and packaged by hand in the United States, each candle is crafted using a blend of beeswax and coconut oil poured over crackling booster wood wicks made from sappy cherry trees.
